Via the news this morning, scientists are creating a pill that will give us the same health benefits as eating dark chocolate.

Unless you’re allergic to chocolate (in which case, I’m so so so sorry) or don’t like it (in which case, I’m so so so sorry), I’ve just got one thing to say about this:

What’s the @#$&* point?

And even if you are allergic to chocolate (again, so sorry) or don’t like it, there are plenty of other ways to get antioxidents without a chocolate pill.

Red wine, anyone?

So, I say, forget the pill and enjoy the real thing. Especially since it’s so good for you.